The Portland Short Bus offers tours, mostly drinking, of Portland. On Valentine's Day, they're offering a night of NOmance. Co-owner and bus driver Kyle Ritter says they will take people to the most unromantic dive bars in the city. Including a strip club. He says the NOmance tour stemmed from his own lack of romance. He says he never had anything planned for his wife on Valentine's day, or anniversaries, so they were in for a night of NOmance. He likes to keep his tours a surprise, but says it will start at Gil's Speakeasy, on Southeast Taylor. There are still seats available. Ritter expects a lot of last minute sign ups from other men like him, or from groups that don't want to have anything to do with Cupid. You can sign up on the company's website.